BELT SWORD

To round out today’s collection of things that are both useless and awesome, I present without further comment, the BELT SWORD (capslock has to be used when speaking of the BELT SWORD so that people understand how fearsome a weapon it really is).  Oh yeah, and Larry is right – don’t actually watch their videos at work – it really is a topless woman swinging this thing around.  I guess the makers of the BELT SWORD showed up at class on the “sex sells” day.

I want to see EliteTeamFighting Guy demonstrate the BELT SWORD.

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie own guns

Apparently, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie keep firearms in their home for defense.

Angelina – who is pregnant with twins – said: “If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I’ve no problem shooting them. “I bought original, real guns of the type I used in ‘Tomb Raider’ for security. Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. I’d be able to use it if I had to.”

Well, good for them. I imagine that she probably has an easier time getting her horse pistols HK USPs serviced than the average person does, since I think that HK hates you less when you’re richer than some small nations.

Aside: I feel dirty blogging about celebrities, even when it’s relevant to my normal subject matter.

Chelsea Clinton sez

Mommy wants more gun control:

“We also need to do more with gun control. And my mom supports- naturally what she supported in New York. Which is: we have different gun control laws in New York City than we do in upstate New York.”

Montana probably isn’t the best place to be shilling for more gun control; although I’m amused by Chelsea’s fast backtrack there, going from “supports” to “supported” like that.

Of course, since the word on the street is that Hillary may finally be pulling out, this may all be a moot point anyway.  Which of course means instead of fighting against a candidate that is openly anti-gun in Hillary, we have to fight against a guy who gets endorsed by astro-turf anti-gun groups.

Mall Ninja 3.0

This is by far the funniest damn thing I’ve seen since uh…well a long time. I saw it at TD’s blog and have been laughing ever since. I also am going to turn his “things I learned from Elite Team Fighting” into a mini-meme.

Things I learned from Elite Team Fighting:

  1. Shotguns are designed for Rock n’ Roll
  2. If you’re using your pistol, you f***ed up.
  3. Despite the above, it’s important to practice drawing your pistol all the damn time.
  4. When in knife fights, it’s of critical importance to hold your knife just like they do in counterstrike. ALL THE TIME.
  5. You are “not gonna argue”.
  6. Even though if you’re using your pistol it means that you f***ed up, if your rifle jams, instead of trying to clear it, you should THROW YOUR RIFLE AWAY and switch to your pistol.
  7. “Slinged”?

Oh my god, I could o this all day. This is the finest, most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen.

The Holy Grail

Speaking of collectible Berettas, at the 1500 there was a fully transferable Beretta 38A for the low-low-buy-it-now sum of $14,000.  I figure that’s only about half of what one of our cars cost, so it’s totally affordable; plus I’d then have a 9mm submachine gun for shooting…uh…squirrels or something.

In terms of collecting Berettas, any of their submachine guns constitute the Holy Grail of Berettas as far as I’m concerned.  One of these days I’ll figure out a way to convince my wife that spending 14 thousand dollars on a gun is a totally worthwhile investment.  “But honey, it will only appreciate with time!”

Beretta 1951E

I went to the Indy 1500 this weekend in the hopes of scoring a ’34 Beretta in .380 ACP, and had an outside hope of grabbing a 1951 Beretta, mostly because I’m love with the idea of a single-stack, single action 9mm Beretta.

I had thought the show was going to be a bust until right before I left, when I spotted a ’51 in a guy’s case, which I snatched up right away.  At the time, I figured it was “just another M951”, and went home quite happy.  It wasn’t until I got home and was looking at it side-by-side with my Jetfire that I realized this wasn’t just any old ’51 Beretta.

When looking at it next to the Jetfire, all of a sudden my brain clicked into gear; I realized that my new 1951 had a heel-type magazine release, instead of the push-button type that was standard on most ’51 Berettas.  I then noticed that the barrel seemed a little longer than it should have been, which was mental trigger number 2.

The only members of the 1951 family that had a heel type mag release were the 1951E-series, the “E” indicating that they were issued to the Egyptian army.  My pistol’s serial number is correct for it to be part of the E-series as well, and it even has the slightly shorter frame which makes the barrel appear to be longer than on the standard ’51 models.

I am a little sad though – the 1951E models also had a lanyard ring where the mag release would have been on the rest of the 51’s, as you can see in the pictures, the grip panels cover up where the lanyard ring should be on this model of Beretta.  I popped the grips off, and sure enough could see two little faint marks of where the lanyard ring had been cut off the gun at some point in its life.

My specimen was made in 1955, and from what I can tell has not been fired very much.  The magazine is aftermarket, and the grips are not original to the gun, however the mechanicals are in magnificent condition.  I have to wonder what kind of journey it took to get into the United States, especially considering that it’s not wearing any import stamps.  I also wonder about the history of the gun – who cut the lanyard ring off?  Did some Egyptian officer decide he wanted different grips on the gun?  Did the original grips get damaged, and the lanyard ring have to be cut off to install replacement grips from a non-E model ’51?  Questions like this are why I love C&R collecting.

As a collector’s piece, it doesn’t have the kind of value that it would have if it still had the original grips, magazine, and lanyard ring, but it makes an interesting addition to my collection.  It should also make a pretty decent shooter as well; like most single action Berettas, the trigger is wonderful with a crisp letoff and very little creep.  Hopefully I’ll get a chance to take it out blasting this weekend.

Please stand by

We appear to be experiencing some technical difficulties. I am having trouble accessing the panel from my PC, despite the fact that the blog appears to be up and addressing normally.

I’m posting from my blackberry right now, hopefully I’ll be back up and running soon.

Update: We seem to back in full rock n’ roll mode now.  Thank Buddha.

1917 Smith & Wesson .45 ACP for sale

I’m selling my ’37 Brazilian Contract Smith & Wesson; the gun isn’t in bad shape or anything, I just don’t shoot it that much and could likely use the money to add to the “Buy me more Berettas” fund.

This is the blaster itself, as you can see it’s in pretty good condition, with a minor roll mark around the cylinder.  It was re-blued before I got it, and is missing the lanyard ring that originally came with these guns, so as a collector its value isn’t as high as it could be.

However, it’s a gorgeous gun, and an excellent shooter, with the super-crisp single action trigger pull this revolver will shoot better than most folks can hold.

Shipping is free, click this link to view and bid on the auction on Gunbroker.  I’m also throwing in a bag full of moon clips, half moon clips, and 1/3 moon clips – that way you can go the range and say “clips” and be right about it.

Down the memory hole

Not even two hours after I publish my rebuttal of the Guns and Meat post an alert reader (thanks Boyd) has pointed out that the original post has now been taken down by the Brady Campaign.

I am actually really surprised at how fast that went down. If you’re looking for it, here’s the cached version from Google at this link so you can see what I’m referring to in my post below this one.

I also took a couple of screen caps of the Google Cache page just to be on the safe side. I suppose this just goes to further the point that the Brady campaign and their astroturf cannot stand to actually engage in any sort debate, be it political or theological.

Apparently the post is still up at HuffPo, you can also find it copy and pasted in its entirety at the Brady Campaign Blog, which for some reason cracks me up.

Update: Hi JadeGold – I see you in my referral logs!  Feel free to leave a comment, unlike the Brady Campaign I don’t delete comments.

God and guns

A couple of blogs have pointed out recently there is a relatively new astroturf anti-gun blog out there which is part of the Brady Campaign’s “God not Guns” faith based campaign.  Aside from the fact that once again Brady has to pay someone to be their grassroots, I am rather deeply concerned and perturbed by the subject matter of this blog.

Occassionaly in the past I have brought up the subject matter of my faith, which I don’t do very often because I believe that my faith is a personal matter.  It’s between my God and me; most of my readers don’t have any desire to hear about nor do I have any desire to expound on the subject matter.

However, when I see a blog like the “God not Guns” blog taking Scripture out of context to use as a platform for gun control, it really cheeses me off.  I am not a big fan of using God, Christianity, or faith as a platform for any kind of political agenda, and I really don’t like it when Christians on either side of the aisle use their religion (different from faith) as a justification for telling people how to live their lives outside of the faith.

My big issue currently with Rachel Smith’s blog stems from her post comparing Paul’s warnings about eating meat consecrated to idols to carrying firearms.

It reminds me of a similar (though much more benign) situation faced by the Apostle Paul when dealing with the church in
Corinth. Some members of the congregation felt it was permissible to eat meat that had been offered to pagan gods while others believed this meat was defiled. The meat-eaters felt superior to those who refused it because they thought their higher knowledge freed them from such restrictions. This conflict was causing great confusion in the church and they asked Paul for advice.

Paul’s response was this: “Food will not commend us to God…Take care lest this liberty of yours somehow become a stumbling block to the weak…If food is a cause of my brother’s falling, I will never eat meat, lest I cause my brother to fall.”

I think we can apply Paul’s advice to our contemporary conflict between the right of gun ownership vs. the right to live free from the threat of gun violence. I think Paul might say to us, “Guns will not commend us to God…Take care lest this liberty of yours somehow become a stumbling block to another…If guns are the cause of my brother’s falling, I will not carry a gun lest I cause my brother to fall.”

What a different culture it would be if we followed Paul’s advice.

The relevant passage of Scripture that’s she’s referring to is found in 1st Corinthians Chapter 8; she’s using the New American Standard Bible, I’m going to switch to the New International Version because I think it’s a little easier to read for most folk.  One of the things that Rachel does in her little Scripture dance is leave out a great big chunk of the passage where Paul is writing.  To get the correct context, you need to go all the way back to verse 4:

4So then, about eating food sacrificed to idols: We know that an idol is nothing at all in the world and that there is no God but one. 5For even if there are so-called gods, whether in heaven or on earth (as indeed there are many “gods” and many “lords”), 6yet for us there is but one God, the Father, from whom all things came and for whom we live; and there is but one Lord, Jesus Christ, through whom all things came and through whom we live.

7But not everyone knows this. Some people are still so accustomed to idols that when they eat such food they think of it as having been sacrificed to an idol, and since their conscience is weak, it is defiled. 8But food does not bring us near to God; we are no worse if we do not eat, and no better if we do.

9Be careful, however, that the exercise of your freedom does not become a stumbling block to the weak. 10For if anyone with a weak conscience sees you who have this knowledge eating in an idol’s temple, won’t he be emboldened to eat what has been sacrificed to idols? 11So this weak brother, for whom Christ died, is destroyed by your knowledge. 12When you sin against your brothers in this way and wound their weak conscience, you sin against Christ. 13Therefore, if what I eat causes my brother to fall into sin, I will never eat meat again, so that I will not cause him to fall.

Paul is saying in verses 4-7 that it’s not wrong to eat meat that was consecrated to idols, provided that the person doing the eating understands that there is one true God, and as such the idols or the consecration to said idols holds no power over the Christian.  In verse 9, he admonishes the Corinthians to be responsible about exercising their liberty in this regard, as there are among them those whose knowledge and faith has not sufficiently progressed to make that sort of mental leap, and so for them eating meat consecrated to idols is a bad thing.  Paul wraps up by saying that he would rather forgo the consecrated meat than cause his fellow Christian to stumble; his choice is rather to educate and teach Christians who are not as advanced in the faith as he is by not eating meat.

So where does this leave Rachel’s “guns will not commend us to God” comparison?  In the context of the Scripture that she chose, it pretty much leaves her up the creek without a paddle.  Remember, the context of the Scripture is what really matters; not changing it to mean what you want.  To apply her comparison directly to the rest of the passage, verse 4-7 would mean that it’s okay to own and carry guns, verse 9 would be warning you that some people don’t like guns, and Paul’s conclusion is that he won’t carry a gun because it might upset some people.  Nowhere does Paul say that the Corinthians shouldn’t eat the meat consecrated to idols.

It’s a pretty long theological stretch to twist meat consecrated to idols into carrying firearms, especially when what Paul was driving at wasn’t to get the Corinthians to stop eating the meat, but rather to think about the consequences and affect their actions have on others.  The point of the verse wasn’t that the Corinthians should abstain from eating meat, but rather that they should understand that eating the meat consecrated to idols wasn’t something that everyone was capable of doing.

If the whole chapter is taken in context and used an analogy for firearms ownership (which is ridiculous, but hey, I didn’t start this) Paul would actually be advocating for education on firearms ownership, and not the abolishing of firearms.  Actually, if anything Paul would say “why are we talking about guns when in fact we should be preaching the Gospel”, as a thorough study of his writings shows that he had little patience for topics tangential to preaching the Good News.

To compare eating meat consecrated to idols is a foolish comparison, and to make the ridiculous analogy work you have to ignore a large chunk of the passage of Scripture that Rachel uses as her reference.  Paul didn’t want people to stop eating meat, he was focused and making them aware of their choices and consequences, he wanted them to be more educated and aware – to conclude the ridiculous gun ownership analogy that the author of the blog post started, Paul would have been calling for education and understanding of firearms ownership so as to not impede the preaching of the Gospel with foolish things that are not important.

I obviously take great exception to Christianity being used as a platform to advocate gun control – I don’t like being preached at when the subject matter at hand has nothing to do with sin, salvation, or any of those other topics that form the core of my religion.  Somehow, I get the feeling that Paul would have rather we as Christians focused on spreading the Gospel rather than worrying about who is carrying guns or not.