Derringers

Derringers, or the proper spelling of Deringer, are generally defined small-sized, usually large-caliber handgun that is neither semiautomatic nor a revolver.

The first “deringer” was made, shockingly, by Henry Deringer of Pennsylvania. Back in the 1850’s, a Deringer was a small, large bore, single shot, percussion fired handgun. The early Deringer pistols were tremendously popular, and spawned an entire industry of imitation pistols. The imitation pistols are actually where the common modern spelling of “derringer” is derived from, the imitation gun makers often added the additional “r” to the proper spelling of Deringer’s last name. As most history and gun buffs know, a Deringer pistol was used by John Wilkes Boothe to assassinate President Lincoln. Although a gruesome example, it demonstrated the reason why “derringers” were such popular weapons in their day. At close range, they were devastatingly effective.

Although with his death the true Deringer pistols died out, the concept of the derringer was carried into the age of cartridge pistols; and through the silver screen was firmly embedded in the minds of America. If you ask most people what they think of when you say “derringer”, they’ll probably conjure an image of the 1866 Remington Double Derringer, which was chambered for .41 Rimfire.

Derringers are still available today; probably the best on the market would be the derringers made by Bond Arms. When you say, “Wide selection” they really do come through. From derringers chambered for .410 shotgun shells all the way across the board to .22 Long Rifle, you can find it in a Bond Arms derringer. If I were shopping for a derringer, I’d probably get one of their models with the trigger guard, chambered for 10mm. Mostly because it’d give me something to do with all the 10mm ammo I have sitting around.

You can also find derringers from Cobra Enterprises and the American Derringer Company. Cobra Ent. has traditional pattern derringers, chambered for up .38 Spec/9mm cartridges, but nothing with a bit more “oomphf”. American Derringer does have your more traditional .45 Colt derringers in their line up, as well a reproduction of the High Standard .22 Magnum derringer (one of which my father is hoarding). Actually, looking around their site, American Derringer has some pretty interesting guns.

Although not “true” derringers, you can also find some truly compact pistols from North American Arms. Those have been covered in great detail at other places, so I won’t spend a lot of time on them here. However, their .22 Magnum revolvers are the lightest .22 Magnum revolvers in the solar system.

In the modern world of high capacity, super compact pocket rocket autos, what possible utility could a derringer serve as a defensive weapon? When it comes to derringers, there isn’t really a whole lot of point to carrying one in a small bore, such as a .32 or a .38. You can get more rounds of .32 from a Kel Tec, or just carry a J-frame if you want a .38. Where a derringer shines is in its ability to pack two really big bullets into such a compact frame. Sure, recoil will be murder, and after those two rounds you’re pretty much SOL – but there are some people (myself included) who would take two rounds of 10mm over 7 rounds of .32 almost any day of the week.

This part is personal, but if you’re shopping for a derringer for personal defense, don’t bother with any caliber that doesn’t start with a “4” (or 10mm). Small caliber derringers make for neat collector’s items, but as far as defensive pistols go…well, they beat a pointy stick. With that in mind, I love derringers. I think they’re cool little guns. If anyone from say, Bond Arms, reads this and wants to send me a pistol to evaluate, you can email me at admiralahab (at) gmail (dot) com. Please?

All engines stop

My father had a saying when I was younger. It was “make sure that the hill is worth dying on”; it was a more colorful way of telling me to pick my battles carefully. I don’t always take that advice as seriously as I should. You can ask my wife, I’ve been known to pick up the occasional lost cause from time to time.

I’m probably ignoring my father’s advice with this blog entry, but for whatever reason, I feel almost compelled to address this. In May, I had posted about an entry I found on “Blogs4Brownback“, which purports to be a blog that supports Sen. Brownback’s presidential campaign. I have previously stated that I like Brownie, he seems like a nice enough kind of fellow, but I don’t really think he’s electable. But, that’s cool, if you want to support him it’s no skin off my ass.

I guess I’m just behind the times, because in the last couple of days I discovered another pro-Brownback site, this one calling itself “Baptists4Brown2008“. While I feel like Blogs4Brownback is relatively harmless, the Baptists for Brownback is not only deeply offensive, but actually dangerous. I want to touch on both of those points, but I’ll start first with why this particular blog is so offensive.

I don’t really talk too much about my faith on this blog, namely because my faith isn’t really any of your business; conversely I don’t really care what or whom you choose to believe in. I’m a Christian – after growing up in a Christian house I’ve reached my set of beliefs through my own choices and experiences.

That is sort of what creates the nature of the offense. Despite that I’m not sure whether or not Baptists4Brownback is a parody, the site on its face purports to represent Baptists and “True Christians”. Because the site isn’t obviously parody, I don’t have to stretch my imagination to see someone stumbling across it and coming to a whole raft of wrong conclusions about Baptists, and Christians in general because of some of the postings on the site. It offends me because I am a Christian, and I don’t want to get lumped in with a bunch of assholes like that. Finally, it offends me because my grandfather, who is one of the kindest men I know, is a Baptist minister. He’s going on 90 next year, and has been in the ministry since his early 20’s. Just the fact that such a group of hateful people would dare associate themselves with someone like my grandfather causes my blood to boil.

The nature of why it offends me is pretty easy to understand; but there as I mentioned I also believe Baptists4Brownback to be pretty dangerous. It’s not because of their hate, but rather because of their “USE” campaign.

We have concluded that the acronym U.S.E. (Unplanned Sexual Event), when used regularly to replace the word “rape”, will remove the stigma associated with this sometimes unpleasant situation. It is our mission to protect the innocent lives of the babies that are part of His plan and eliminate the excuses given by many women when a precious baby just isn’t convienient.

Yeah. I’d imagine that you’re having about the same reaction I had, which is “what the hell”? It gets better, and although I’m not going to copy the entire entry into this blog, if you read I’ll hope that you have the same ultimate reaction that I did.

That’s the dangerous part of this. It actively discourages women who were raped from seeking counseling, and from going to the proper authorities if they are raped. A rape is a traumatic enough event without having a bunch of overly pious pseudo-Christians telling you that your “sexual event” is actually a gift from God.

Like I said, I’m not 100% convinced that Baptists4Brownback isn’t a parody site. It might be. If it is, well kudos for an excellent prank; however it wasn’t exactly what I’d call responsible. If it isn’t, well, shit. I just hope that no one who has been raped and is seeking spiritual guidance in their crisis ever finds that place.

If you have been raped, abused, or sexually assaulted and are looking for someone to talk to, please visit this link to find a counseling center nearest you.

Gun Amnesty

I’ve briefly mentioned how I feel about gun buyback programs. For those of you that missed the first go around, I think they’re stupid, a waste of money, and show a reckless disregard for history and personal property. However, at least at the gun buyback in Kentucky I blogged about before, the police are checking guns for links to criminal activity.

You know what cheeses me off worse than gun buybacks? Gun Amnesty.

It’s a chance to hand over unwanted weapons, even if you don’t legally own them. Police say you will not be charged for handing in a gun, but they are paying you to do so.

Got a gun you used in a violent crime, and don’t want the evidence associated with you? Gun Amnesty buyback! Not only will ditch a piece of critical evidence, you’ll get a nice chunk of change to go with it. Or maybe you stole a bunch of guns, but are worried about trying to sell them on the street. No problem, the police will buy them from you, no questions asked!

This is the kind of “cart before the horse” mindset that is extremely prevalent amongst the anti-gun community. In their crusade to “end gun crime”, they focus on the “gun” part and not on the “crime”. Unfortunately, “getting guns off the streets” doesn’t do anything to the actual issue of crime.

The gun buyback in Kentucky had officers screening guns for connection to crime. That basically guaranteed that the only guns turned in would be legally owned firearms. They destroyed history, which is pretty bad. In Michigan, by extending “amnesty” to people who turn in guns, they’re not just destroying history, they’re very likely destroying evidence.

E-Postal Match, Circular Thinking

This weekend I had a 2nd go at the E-Postal Match, Circular Thinking from the Conservative UAW Guy. I had initially planned on taking the Sooper-Sekrit Anti-Mr. Completely to the range, however a technical problem with light hammer strikes prevented me from shooting that particular pistol for a score. So, having a preponderance of targets, I decided to shoot the match with my Taurus Pt92 9mm and my 1935 Beretta .32 ACP.

The 9mm was ugly. Just ugly. Despite the decent sights, I was slapping rounds all over the damn place with that gun. But hey, it’s a defensive handgun, not a bullseye pistol

Pt92, two hands

Pt92, one hand

I’m kind of amused that I shot a 45 both one handed and two handed. Also, at 25 feet I really thought that shot on the 10 on the one handed target had cut the black, so I proceeded to waste my last two shots missing the 11. Ah well, c’est la vie.

I moved on to the ’35 Beretta. I had been plinking at some bullseyes with it prior to shooting the match, which turned out to be a pretty good idea. I discovered that it was shooting about an inch higher than point of aim. Now, when I shoot this match, I put both targets up side by side, rotated 90 degrees counterclockwise. That puts the “1” in the bottom left corner. When I was shooting the Beretta, I discovered that if I held at the bottom of the 8 ring, the shot would pretty much go dead center on the ring above that. So…uh…good trigger control and healthy dose of luck were the primary factors in the score I’m turning in with the Beretta.

’35 Beretta, two hands

’35 Beretta, one hand

So…yeah. That was pretty much the surprise of my day right there. That little Beretta is capable of some surprising accuracy if I do my part. That’s not made any easier by the…vintage sights on the Beretta.

I did have a pretty good day at the range on Saturday, I got to plunk a lot of lead down, played with my 10/22 a bit, and finally managed to get all of my guns clean.

I’ll play your game, Uncle

Ah, blog memes. Those awful things you do when you can’t think of anything to write. Since Uncle tagged the entire internet, I’ll play along.

The name of the game is name eight habits or facts about me. Since “me” is my favorite subject, this shouldn’t be too hard.

  1. I despise action shooting. Seriously, nothing bores me more than IDPA, IPSC, and ICORE. I would like cowboy action shooting if it hadn’t turned into an equipment race with .32 caliber revolvers.
  2. My wife hates the way I blow my nose. I blow with a lot of force and have been known on occasion to compromise the structural integrity of certain, lesser, brands of tissue.
  3. My motivation to completely my regular exercise regimen has nothing to do with staying healthy, and everything to do with my own personal vanity.
  4. The title of this blog is based on an old joke from my other internet home.
  5. Due to the aforementioned vanity, I recently gave up beer; with the only exception to the rule being that I get to have 2 per weekend if we’re out with friends. I regularly question the intelligence of this plan.
  6. I love racquetball. I usually play once a week with a friend – I have progressed from “getting stomped” to “holding my own”.
  7. I’m ambidextrous.
  8. I think that people who overcook a good steak should be taken into the street and shot in the mouth.

I’m not really going to tag anyone, because I’m kind of lazy like that. However, I bet a dollar that AD will pick this sucker up. He loves a good meme. Or a bad one, for that matter.

Mental Note

Buy some Stinger missiles in Mexico. From Arms and the Law, I find a bit in the Christian Science Monitor about how the US is responsible for the gun crime in Mexico. There was actually a similar piece in an Arizona newspaper a while back, which I touched on here. However, the CSM’s article is quite entertaining, albeit only because it’s a complete and utter fabrication.

Lax gun laws and lax enforcement in the United States have made it easy for Mexican gunrunners to buy and transport everything from AK-47s to Stinger antiaircraft missiles,

Stinger. Missiles. That’s right. They said that people are buying Stinger missile launchers in the US and smuggling them into Mexico. In case you’re wondering, this is a Stinger missile system. If someone has a line on some lightly used launchers and ammo, let me know. I’m willing to pay a fair market price. Honestly, you can’t be serious. Anti-aircraft missiles?

Of course, then the CSM article goes and cites the rather thoroughly debunked Wintermute Study as “evidence” that our gun laws are feeding the Mexican trade. The thought that people are buying semi-automatic AR15s and smuggling them into Mexico is just insane.

Guns are effectively banned in Mexico. I think that citizens are allowed to own a .22 rifle or a shotgun or something; but centerfire rifles are out of bounds. The fact that Mexico is overrun with Kalashnikov rifles to point where the cuerno de chivo has become a status symbol amongst criminals down there.

Just as the US expects Mexico to curtail illegal migration, the US needs to do far more to help Mexico in its current campaign against powerful drug cartels and to block these private armies from getting US guns. More than 1,300 people this year have been killed in Mexican drug-gang-related shootings.

You know what? We should make a deal with Mexico. If they actually take measures to stop illegal immigration, than we’ll “stem the tide” of “illegal guns” flowing over an “iron river” into Mexico. And by “stem the tide” I mean that we’ll sit back and laugh while Mexican drug runners continue to buy full auto AKs from the Columbians.

The law means what it says

So, color me surprised when this article popped up in my Google this morning. If you roll on TFL at all, you’ve probably heard of Shaun Kranish, who was arrested for “unlawful use of a weapon” in Illinois. The particulars of the case are important – IL state law allows for the carrying of a firearm as long as the firearm is “completely enclosed” and unloaded.

Mr. Kranish was within the letter of the law, carrying his firearm unloaded, in a completely enclosed holster, with a loaded magazine separate from the firearm. Short story, he gets pinched. However, in my absolutely shocking news of the morning, a judge in Illinois actually dismissed the charge against him on the grounds that he wasn’t actually violating the law.

Of course, the immediate calls of “Not the Old West” and “BLOOOOD IN THE STREEEETS” were heard from the usual suspects.

“This is not the Old West,” he said. “I’m not advocating banning handguns. But I’m not aware of any police officer who would advocate more handguns on the street. When they start taking their weapons out of their home and walking around with them strapped to their hip, bad things can happen.”

The above quote is from the Cherry Valley Chief of Police…a political appointee. It’s worthwhile to note for Mr. Political Appointee that the actual facts don’t back up what you’re saying. Indiana has the 2nd or 3rd highest number of concealed carry holders per capita, and we have a lot less crime than Illinois.

Now, whether or not you agree with Shaun’s course of action isn’t actually the issue. Personally, I think his actions are reckless and not often not well thought out – but I can’t judge him too harshly on that issue. When I was 21, I did a lot of things that were reckless and not well thought out as well.

It’s good that judge dropped the charge. The problem is that in Illinois, this probably won’t lead to the result that Shaun (or other law abiding gun owners) are hoping for. You can see that even in the clearly apparent bias of the Chicago Tribune.

“I think the legislature intends for the law to be that people cannot carry weapons on their person, whether loaded or unloaded, and especially not in a public place like a mall.”

And it’s unfortunate, but that’s probably what will happen. Instead of the law being relaxed, a state like Illinois is going to tighten the law, and add explicit language that further strips their citizenry of their rights.

When you really get down to it; I’m opposed to this kind of method of “educating” people about gun rights. I just don’t think that doing what amounts to “scaring whitey” is going to help our cause. Really, it’s not even Shaun’s fault. When Suzy Soccermom believes everything she reads in the paper or sees on CNN, how are we supposed to convince her that it really is a right?

That’s one small step…

July 20th, 1969 – Mankind walks on the surface of the moon. Ever since I was a kid, I’d been interested in aviation, in space exploration and everything goes with it. The thought to me that we could literally put human beings into space and onto the moon was at various times the coolest thing ever.

Despite all the crazy conspiracy nuts and others who deny the moon landing, the legacy of the Apollo 11 crew has remained intact for almost 40 years. With our gradual slide away from acknowledging American heroes, it is imperative in the coming years that we do not forget, nor allow our children to forget the names and the feats that were performed by the entire Apollo crews.

Men like Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin, and Michael Collins should not be forgotten. Nor should the pioneers of aviation that made the Apollo missions possible. Without the contributions of Chuck Yeager, John Glenn, and Michael Adams to just name a few, the tremendous feat that was performed on July 20th would not have been possible.

It is my great, optimistic hope that in my lifetime, I’ll get to see the first permanent human installation on the moon.

Michael Vick is innocent

until proven guilty in a court of law. After that whole goddamn debacle with those kids from Duke (who were innocent), I am not willing to say that he’s guilty or should be suspended or something like that.

I have never liked Michael Vick. Ask anyone that I went to college with, and they will agree that I’ve never had a kind for him as a player or a person. I think that professional football is worse off because of people like him.

So bear that in mind when I say that he deserves the full benefit of our legal system. I am sure and goddamn tired of people being tried, convicted, and executed in the court of public opinion before they’ve even stepped in front of a jury.

If, and I say If he is guilty, and is proven so by our flawed-but-better-than-nothing legal system, then I will be among the first to call for his head on a stick. The crimes he’s accused of are sick and depraved, and if he is found guilty, I hope his football career is destroyed and that he serves the maximum possible sentence.