Who's on first?

From the comments at Tam’s, where she notes that if Glock comes out with a .22 LR caliber pistol and keeps with their naming conventions, it will be the Glock model 40.  Reader JB reproduced almost the entire “Who’s on First” skit but rewriting as dialog between Tam and I referencing the internal inconsistency in Glock’s naming and caliber conventions.  Here’s part of the skit, with the rest being after the jump because it’s LOOOOOONG.

Caleb: Well Tam, we’re here in Las Vegas, Nevada at the 2010 SHOT Show. You know Glock is showing off their newest pistol and I just finished talking with their National Sales Manager about it.
Tam: Well Caleb, if you were just talking with their rep, you must know all about it.
Caleb: I certainly do.
Tam: You know it’s been a while since I interviewed Gaston Glock for The Arms Room. So you’ll have to tell me about the new product, and then I’ll know what’s going on.
Caleb: Oh, I’ll tell you about the pistol, but you know it seems to me they give these things now-a-days very peculiar names.
Tam: You mean funny names?
Caleb: Strange names, pet names…like Miss Perfect…
Tam: How is it perfect if it misses?
Caleb: No, that’s the slogan.
Tam: A “slow gun” seems like a silly idea.
Caleb: Uh, it’s Scottish Gaelic for “battle cry”.
Tam: If it’s supposed to be Scottish, you want the Martini-Henry Mark III.
Caleb: Don’t need a martini, I have my coffee.
PAUSE
Caleb: Well, let’s see, we have on the table, the Glock Forty.
Tam: That barrel looks kind of small for a Glock .40.
Caleb: Uh, it just looks like a Glock Forty to me.
Tam: Did you really just talk with their sales rep?
Caleb: Yes.
Tam: You gonna be writing an article on this pistol for Gun Nuts?
Caleb: Yes.
Tam: And you don’t know what the pistol is?
Caleb: Well I should.
Tam: Well then this is the Glock .40?
Caleb: Yes.
Tam: I mean the type of pistol.
Caleb: Forty.
Tam: This gun right here.
Caleb: Forty.
Tam: The new gun from Glock.
Caleb: Forty.
Tam: The new gun…
Caleb: This is the Glock Forty!
Tam: I’m asking you if this is the Glock .40.
Caleb: That’s the gun.
Tam: That’s this gun?
Caleb: Yes.
Tam: Well go ahead and tell me how that’s true.
Caleb: That’s it. The Forty.
Tam: That’s the .40?
Caleb: Yes.
PAUSE
Tam: Look, does Glock produce a .40 pistol?
Caleb: Certainly.
Tam: It’s a Glock and it’s a .40?
Caleb: That’s right.
Tam: When I ask for a Glock .40 I would be handed this gun?
Caleb: That’s right.
Tam: All I’m trying to find out is what kind of Glock this is.
Caleb: Forty.
Tam: The gun is a .40…
Caleb: That’s it.
Tam: So if I want to shoot a .40…
Caleb: You can, right here. The Glock Forty.
Tam: This is the .40?
Caleb: Yes.
PAUSE
Caleb: What’s wrong with that?
Tam: Look, all I wanna know is when you ask for this gun in a store, what do you say?
Caleb: Glock Forty.
Tam: It’s a .40?
Caleb: The Glock Forty.
Tam: How is it a .40?
Caleb: That’s it. That’s the Forty.
Tam: .40?
Caleb: Yes.
PAUSE

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The hottest Gun Nuts ever

Last night’s Gun Nuts was quite a bit of fun, as we were joined by Ashley, Jen, and Francine from SniperBabes.com; the owner of SniperBabes came along for the ride as well.  You can listen to all of last night’s show right here.  One of the topics of the show is the now available SniperBabes and Gun Nuts co-branded calendar, which has generated quite a bit of controversy amongst the online gun community.  LabRat from the Atomic Nerds called in last night to address just that issue, but if you want to hear her call, you’ll need to download last night’s show.  Last night’s show is also available in .mp3 format for on the go listening.

Of course, Gun Nuts Radio is available for download on Gun Nuts Host - Gun Nuts Radio: The Next Generation of Shooting | Blog Talk Radio Feed - Gun Nuts Radio: The Next Generation of Shooting | Blog Talk Radio Feed for you iPod/iPhone users.

Last night’s show was a great show – we were very happy to be joined by Roger and the ladies from SniperBabes, and I think that in the show we hit on an internal debate in the shooting community that’s similar to the 1911 vs Glock debate inasmuch as it’s an incredibly polarizing issue. The thing to remember at the end of the day is regardless of how you feel about the calendar, or Gun Nuts, or SniperBabes is that we are all on the same side. The goal is the same for all of us – to bring more people to the shooting and hunting sports and to expand and protect our Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms. Check out last night’s Gun Nuts Radio to hear the debate in full!

The Herald Times fires back

And misses by a wide margin, but that’s okay.  In light of recent criticism of their handgun carry permit database, the HTO published an editorial which “rebuts” all the points made by pro-gunners by saying “nuh-uh” and then calling the NRA a “big meanie”.  I haven’t actually blockquoted and ripped an editor in a while, so let us see if I can shake the dust off.  Here goes…

The NRA used its muscle against The Herald-Times last Tuesday, sending to its supporters an e-mail that was widely misunderstood by those who received it.

The e-mail took issue with the database published on HeraldTimesOnline.com that included minimal information about personal protection handgun permits held by people in Indiana. The NRA said the database treated law-abiding gun owners like sex offenders.

Translation: “The NRA is MEAN”.  In all seriousness, that’s just whining.  I just felt the need to point out that if you can’t take the heat, HTO maybe you should stay out of the database.

What a vast majority of the NRA supporters who contacted the H-T didn’t realize was that the data we made available to the public was much, much different than any information the state would make available on sex offenders. The comparison was inaccurate and incendiary.

Incendiary yes, but it was perfectly accurate.  The comparison wasn’t about the nature of the data published, but rather that you felt it was necessary to group law abiding citizens into a database so people could search said database and see how many handgun permit holders lived in their neighborhood.  The comparison was made even more apt when you originally placed the database in your “Crimes” section on the website, suggesting that the presence of handgun permit holders presented a criminal/safety issue.

A vast majority of them misunderstood, from what the NRA had sent them, that we planned to publish names and addresses, which was never under consideration.

Note: he blames the NRA for this, although having seen the NRA-ILA alert, it was never suggested nor implied by NRA that names or addresses would be published.  In fact, great lengths were gone to by myself and others to insure that this was common knowledge.  Way2Fail, HTO.

The article closes out with the usual shots at permit holders, that we’re paranoid about societal breakdown which is why we have guns, some of us are meanies, NRA members are angry, the usual tripe.

The problem isn’t that the published this editorial, it’s that the editorial is total crap.  This is the same line of reasoning that the editorial staff at the HTO has been sticking to since I emailed them, since Jim at 2nd Amendment Patriots talked to them – they maintain that their database is harmless and doesn’t endanger anyone; they further state that it’s not really like calling permit holders dangerous people.  In spite of all the contrary evidence presented by the thousands of pro-gun Hoosiers that have called in, they’re sticking to their lie.

Handgun permit database update

Last Friday, NRA members got an alert about the handgun permit database that the Herald Times online is running.  As of today, it’s still up at the HTO’s site, so keep the pressure up.  The main focus here is to call your reps and urge them to support legislation protecting the personal data of handgun permit holders in Indiana.

Thanks to everyone for their hard work on this issue!

Let me ask you a question

I was talking to Mrs. Ahab about the “shooting shows” that I watch: ShootingUSA, Shooting Gallery, and Guns & Gear.  I wanted to know what it was about those shows that she didn’t enjoy, which she was able to sum up with “I don’t want to watch a guy take a gun apart, put a little part in, and then put the gun back together.”

So, here’s a question for the casual shooters: say for the moment that you’re not into gunsmithing, USPSA, or whatever: what kind of TV show about guns would interest you?  For a point of reference, despite all the factual errors, my wife likes Lock ‘N Load with R. Lee Ermey, because “he does interesting things and doesn’t just shoot clean little holes in paper targets”.

Post your thoughts in comments so I can assemble my Frakenhab TV monster, please.

It's a matter of gibbon take

Title shamelessly stolen from an email with SayUncle last night.  If you missed me on NRA News, you can hear the segment by going here and clicking on the Program Archive, selecting December 3rd and clicking on the segment title, which is “Caleb Gibbons”.  Of course, thanks to pdb, the gaffe has been preserved for posterity.

In all seriousness though, the permit database that the HTO is running is serious business.  I actually had an email exchange with the editor yesterday, with me making the point that their database 1) exposes gun owners and non gun owners to increased risk of criminal activity, and 2) treats gun owners like sex offenders and “criminals waiting to happen”.  To boil his response down a nutshell, it was “nuh-uh.”

Keep the phone calls and emails to the Herald Times coming, and make sure that you’re contacting your legislators to let them know that you want them to support a bill making our handgun license information private data.