Zombie Targets

I like zombie targets.  I like that shooting zombies is culturally acceptable and often is something that draws new shooters to the range.  That being said, I saw a zombie target recently that made me facepalm.


Like I said, I like zombie targets. And I understand that zombie targets sell very well and people tend to enjoy shooting them.  I even like the idea of the “hostage situation” zombie target, because it gives someone the opportunity to practice a low probability shot with a non-threat target occluding most of the threat target.  I think that zombie targets give people a way to train on a semi-realistic silhouette in a non-threatening way to more politically sensitive types, and I think that’s awesome.

But did they really have to give her those cartoonishly large uhh…tracts of land?

You do need a pocket 9mm

There is a reason professionals carry this gun

Yesterday I talked about how you don’t need a pocket 9mm pistol, largely because I believe that there is nothing a pocket 9mm does that isn’t out performed by different pistols. I feel there are better choices for pocket guns, and I feel there are better choices for 9mm pistols. But that actually wasn’t the point of the post, because ultimately if you go through the pros and cons of a pocket 9mm and decide that it’s the gun for you then by all means you should purchase one.

Here’s the problem – everyone wants a gun that fits this description: light, easy to carry, holds plenty of bullets, is chambered in a service caliber, and has acceptable recoil. The problem is that much like the project triangle, you can only have a few of those attributes present in any gun. Take the Sig P226 in the image above – it holds plenty of bullets, is chambered in a service caliber, and has negligible recoil. It is not light, nor is it “easy to carry” without a well-designed holster. On the flip side of the spectrum you have the Sig P290, which is light, easy to carry, chambered in a service caliber, but does not hold a lot of ammo and has generally unpleasant recoil.

Like any decision, choosing a carry gun is one of compromise. It’s been shown, both here and elsewhere

Galco KingTuk with full-size 1911

that with a minimal amount of effort you can conceal a reasonably sized pistol such as an M&P Compact or Sig P250 Compact under as little as a tank top. Wearing nothing more than a polo shirt and Woolrich Elite Pants, I can conceal a full size P250 with ease using a Comp-Tac holster. With great holsters on the the market like Galco’s KingTuk, you can even tuck your shirt in around the gun, further eliminating any sort of concealability issues.

But again, that’s also not the point. Because when it comes to gun purchases, need has nothing to do with it. I don’t need another 1911 in 9mm. I want one. I don’t need a 5th stainless steel revolver in .357 Magnum, but I want one because stainless revos in .357 Mag are awesome. But if you’re buying a pocket 9mm as your primary carry gun, something to throw in your trousers when you go to the grocery store, the equation of want vs. need does change, because then you are counting on this gun to do certain things in the event of an emergency.

To help with that, here are my criteria for selecting a carry gun – these are constantly being revised as I discover new standards and objective methods for testing them. I wouldn’t carry a gun that won’t meet these standards, because as much as I may want it, I need it to do these things.

  • Has this gun or others like it passed the 2000 Round Challenge? If it can’t pass the test, I won’t carry it.
  • Does this gun posses sufficient mechanical accuracy for me to keep 10 rounds on an 8 inch plate at 25 yards?
  • Is this gun shootable enough that I can keep all my shots in an 8 inch circle at 25 yards offhand?
  • Can I draw from concealment and hit a 3×5 index card on command at 7 yards with this gun?

These are fairly objective standards. Specific target sizes at specific distances. No time limits, just standards of accuracy and shootability. If any gun that I’m evaluating for concealed carry cannot reliably and consistently meet those standards, it’s probably not the gun for me.

Choosing a carry gun is all about decided what you want. Pick the attributes that you want out of your gun, whether it’s a semi-auto 9mm, .380, or a J-frame, then go the range and actually shoot the guns you’re interested in buying. Don’t buy a gun because a gun magazine or a blog told you it was the coolest thing since sliced bread or you saw a commercial of it blowing up watermelons. If you’re buying a serious gun for concealed carry, make sure that the gun that you want is going to meet your needs.

You really don’t need a pocket 9mm

Over here on Gun Nuts, Shelley and I have been beating this drum relentlessly, imploring people to resist the temptation to run out and buy the latest trend in gun stuff, the pocket 9mm as exemplified by the Ruger LC9 and the Sig P290. It seems now that the word has been heard by others and they too are picking up their drums to implore people to not buy guns based on marketing. Over at the Truth about Guns, Eric from Gunmart makes the case for you don’t need a pocket 9mm, and he’s 100% correct.

We’ve said it here before – there is nothing you can do with a “pocket” 9mm that you can’t do better with a legit subcompact gun or a proper pocket pistol in a mousegun caliber. With proper ammo, mousegun .380s can actually reach 11-12 inches of penetration. The image below is of an 80 grain Barnes X-Tap bullet fired out of a Ruger LCP – this is a true pocket gun, and the Double-Tap .380 round was designed specifically to get max performance out of guns like this.

11 inches of penetration in gel with 100% weight retention
Does it penetrate like a .40? No. But it does make a .380 “just about enough gun”, and I certainly wouldn’t want to be standing downrange and catch 7 of those out of a Sig P238. If you want a pocket gun, get a pocket gun – there are plenty of good .380s and .32s on the market right now that make excellent last ditch defensive weapons and are honestly easier to shoot than a pocket 9mm.

If you want a 9mm, get a 9mm. We live in a world full of subcompact guns which are easy to carry and much, much easier to shoot than the current crop of “pocket” 9mms. A Ruger SR9c or a Sig P250 Subcompact would be a much better choice than an LC9 or a Sig P290. If you don’t believe me, try the trigger on either of them – the LC9 is fractionally smaller than the SR9c and has a trigger that is worse by an order of magnitude, making it that much more difficult to shoot.

Choosing a carry gun is always going to be a compromise between firepower and ease of carry. With a pocket 9mm, you’re not getting a lot of firepower, they’re not really easy to carry, and they quite honestly suck to shoot. There are better pocket guns, and there are certainly better 9mm pistols for concealed carry.