1. Don’t worry. The contents of cellphone batteries are only harmful to Californians. Even the French are immune.

  1. A 45 would have blown the phone apart and transferred all of your contacts at the same time.

  2. I mean, who besides my boss’s boss uses one? If it had been an iPhone, even my beloved .357 would have bounced right off.

  3. I don’t know if you can mix a terminator quote, and Star Wars quote in the same breath? I think you may have violated the Genova convention.

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