If you’re like me, you’re never going to win a match that counts. That’s why wearing the right shirt is essential. If you can’t win, look good while you use! Make sure to use this handy guide for picking your match apparel.
Looking cool on the range: Pick the right shirt
So where does the random match shirt fall in the level of douchiness?
Off the chart.
There was a time, way back in the last century, I could get away with an X-smedium but I’ve made too many deposits in the old beer and pizza storage locker so now I’m forced to wear X-lard. When I want that cool “I’m a professional and I know what I’m doing” look I put on my stretchy spand… oops, I mean mandex shirt. My spouse, er, sponsor says I look less dorky than usual which in my mind is the same as saying I look cool. Pass me that recovery drink.
So Firefly t-shirts are not OK but Serenity posters on your wall are?
I am confused.
I got a lot of funny looks when I took my TEC-9 to the range while wearing my Doctor Who t-shirt. Not sure why.
Why not add 10k crunches/day to the pushups? Then you could go with a one size too small tank top or just skip the shirt altogether.
Caleb you are already on my list of heros but I’m going to add a gold star next to your name. Thanks for the lolz.
Nice hat tip to Ferris Bueler at the end. You missed the most important shirt, a Techwear with all kinds of logos on it so you look like you’re a sponsored shooter.
How about wearing the designer of your gun?
http://www.1791apparel.com/collections/store/products/jmb
I’ll assume based on your intro I should continue wearing these all day every day.
I now own two kilts. I picked up the 5.11 tactical kilt and it’s kind of awesome.