Welcome to The Book of Eli School of Knife Fighting, where casually waving your knife around in pretty butterfly patterns in considered training.
Look, I don’t know much about knife fighting, other than it’s a pretty awful proposition. I do have some formal knife work under my belt, mostly with folders; but I know a couple of things. One, don’t stare at your own knife, and two, don’t wave it around like an asshole.
Although what really makes this video a fine piece of madness is the quiet, off-key whistling from our main character. It’s like he’s adding cool movie sound effects to the knife’s movement as he stares transfixed at his own toy. This is what happens when 8-year olds never grow up.