My 401k is fading away
I lol’d.
Category: humor
IDPA Clothing
As I mentioned below, I’ve got the IDPA state match coming up this weekend. One of the items that is often overlooked in match prep is the clothing that ...
Conversation with a hippie
I swear that the following conversation is true to as best as I remember, although I may have been slightly intoxicated at the time. [Hippie]: Oh my god, do you...
Guns or Religion?
Quote of the day: I wish these [IDPA] matches weren’t on Sundays. Its really hard for me to decide whether I want to cling to my guns, or my religion. I l...
My most compelling argument for McCain yet
[08:45] Ahab: I personally want Sen McCain to win [08:45] Ahab: so he can unleash his robot exoskeleton [08:45] Ahab: and fight Vladimir Putin to the death [08:...
The Ahab Special
I now have a shirt, which I will officially sponsor in my capacity as “the guy who shoots the hostage”. Check out The Ahab Special t-shirt that Robb...
A perfect fit
For those that haven’t read me since the beginning, the original blog I wrote was called “What Would John Wayne Do” – thus the humor in ...
Statement on the Economy
From the Campaign of Ahab/Clawhammer for America. My fellow Americans: We have a time of great national crisis in our economy. As you have probably heard, the ...