Seekrit Santa

I had a Secret Santa this year.  I was fortunate to draw the inestimable Robb Allen as my gift giver, and I have to say when I opened my gift I almost fell over laughing.

Yes, it’s a coffee cup.  The text says “The Quest for Caffeine”, a hilarious play on the Quest for Master Class.  And yes, that is an image of me doing a press out with a smoking cup of coffee, so hobos beware!

I got it out of the package and thought, “I didn’t order anything from Zazzle”.  Once I figured out what it was, I couldn’t stop laughing.  Then I loaded it up with coffee to take it for a test drive, since it is a perfectly good coffee cup after all.  For those that are wondering, here’s the fullsize version of the image.

Thanks Robb.  Merry Christmas, you magnificent bastard.


  1. The altar boys of the Indianapolis Choir Boy School of Good Men Who are Only Down on Their Luck, had better watch out. That is some serious coffee throwing (or drinking) hardware!

  2. Alternate slogans:

    “One mug, One kill”

    “Don’t run, you’ll only die thirsty”

    And, don’t forget, you need the itty bitty Cappuccino cup as a back up to your “carry mug.”

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