Dear US Postal Service

Thanks in part to your recent rate increase, and the fact that I conduct my personal correspondence entirely by email, it is now officially more economical for me to use my personal FedEx account for any shipping purposes.

I understand that you’ve been losing money on the parcel shipping business to UPS, FedEx, and DHL for some time now. However, I sincerely doubt that further muddying the waters of the shipping industry is going to magically attract new customers.

In conclusion, I’m rather tired of your shenanigans, and have officially decided to give the you the business equivalent of the finger and take my business elsewhere.

Sincerely,

Ahab

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