So Ahab, what did you do last night?

Have you ever done something you’ve always wanted to do for no other reason than you could?

Last night I ripped a phone book in half with my bare hands.

That was kind of cool, actually.  Now I need to practice, so I can go around to evening parties and stuff ripping apart people’s useless directories.


  1. Didn’t you see the part of Mythbusters where they say “don’t try this at home”.

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