Snakes on a plane!

Global warming will apparently bring Burmese Pythons to YOUR BACKYARD.

No worries, they usually get about 23 feet long and weigh around 200 pounds. I wouldn’t recommend a pistol, unless you’re a great shot, and all those “snake shot” loads won’t get the job done.

A 20 gauge shotgun with #4 or BB shot aimed for the head on the other hand will get the job done. If you’re uncomfortable with birdshot, use a buck load with small pellets, like #3 buck so you get a lot of coverage on the target.

Edit: I crack myself up.

“Maybe this will cut down on the spread of stupid little yip dogs.”


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