Today’s show is sponsored by the UK Police forces, dedicated to scaring the crap out of your kids by charing the yard with submachine guns.
Armed police confronted a ten-year-old boy who was showing his friend a plastic toy gun at his home.
At. His. Home. You know, if I were a member of the English “five-oh”, I would get good and goddamn tired of all these idiots calling in the SWAT teams on 10 years, or teenage girls in cowgirl outfits, or whatever moronic stunt is being pulled this week in the name of “safety”.
I must say though, if I were visiting the UK, I would feel pretty comfortable knowing that if a 10 year old pulled a squirt gun on me, the cops would be there to protect me.