Mrs. Ahab has ambushed me with cats. While I was returning from my Sunday racquetball match, I was essentially blindsided by the presence of two little furry mammals wreaking havoc in my house.

Luckily the pool table has a cover. Since I know that at least some of you folks like cats, here are some pictures of the little buggers. Right now, we’re leaning towards “Malcolm” for the boy, and “Inara” for the girl.

If you get that reference, +3 nerd points for you.

“Malcolm” pictures.


I should also point out, for the sake of fairness, that I was no match for their fuzzy cuteness and the ambush was a complete success. 100% casualty rate.