1. Ooo, ooo – how about:

    “My instructor said that if I shoot someone farther away than 7 yards, it’s not self-defense and I’ll be charged with murder?”

  2. I agree with Cormac: Using that scumbag Carrey’s face for a pro-gun meme is awesome.

  3. Thanks for the mocking of “combat accurate.” It’s one of my biggest pet peeves.

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