Gun Humor

How can you tell if there’s a 10mm owner at the range?
Oh don’t worry, they’ll tell you.

What did the AR15 say to the AK47?
Nothing, rifles can’t talk.

How many USPSA shooters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
4: One to screw in the lightbulb, one to hold the timer, one to hold the scoreboard, and one more to arb the first shooter for not seating the bulb in the socket correctly.

How many IDPA shooters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one, but he’ll get a procedural for failing to retain to the burnt out lightbulb.

How many tactical trainers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Zero, putting in a new lightbulb would fail light discipline and give away your position.

What’s better than a Tier 1 Operator?
A Tier Zero Operator, because they can kill the enemy…within.

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  1. A quality engineer and a Kel-Tec employee are introduced at a party. The Kel-Tec employee asks the quality engineer about what he does, and the quality engineer says, “I make sure things run well for a long time.” The Kel-Tec employee responds, “That sounds nice, but I’ve never really liked trains that much.”

  2. Question: How are guns like women?
    Answer: They can be expensive yet you can never have too many.

  3. Never seen a gun like my Steyr M Series? I’m not surprised…it’s pretty obscure. 😀

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