GURA: Scalia! An argument for incorporating under privileges and immunities, YOU CAN HAS!
SCALIA: WTF are you talking about? We can incorporate it under due process. I hate due process and I even think that.
SCALIA: Are you trying to get a job at a law school?
GURA: Oh sh*t
SCALIA: SERIOUSLY STFU IF WE USE PRIVILEGES AND IMMUNITIES THESE F*CKOS WILL LEGITIMIZE EVERYTHING STFU STFU STFU
GURA: But you hate due process
SCALIA: I LIKE IT NOW
Sorry Laurel, I had to semi-censor the naughty words to keep it PG-13 up in here. But I literally lol’d at work. The rest of the summary is equally hilarious.