1. As Dave Barry says: “I’m not making this up.”
    While in college (many, Many years ago) an English major did a paper on Kipling’s poem “Fuzzy-Wuzzy.”
    Along with the expected cries of racism she decried the “introduction of alcohol” to the poor natives.
    Yes, she thought “sloshed ’em with our martinis” referred to getting the Fuzzies drunk.
    She was given, of course, an “A”.

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