1. I’d be really interested in seeing how a non-gunny living with a gun-dweeb answers some questions…

  2. Mrs. Ahab is the only one awesome (and patient) enough to serve as my replacement.

  3. I think Mrs. Ahab is the one who knows where the Thorazine is stored.

    I just can’t reconcile the Ahab that we internet kids know and love with the sober-sided guy he must be from 9 to 5, Mon-thru-Fri. He can’t be bouncing around like a caffeinated superball all the time… Right?

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