Aww, look guys! It’s the first ever documented case of Sebastian Derangement Syndrome. It’s just like when I was in 3rd grade and I’d throw mud at the girls I liked. Gosh, they grow up so fast, don’t they?
Also, while the original post itself is pretty funny, some of the comments are even better. My favorite is from “Sean”, who says the following:
I don’t do pretty. My wife does that. I don’t own, nor would I own, something like that. It smacks of rot, decay, and corruption. It’s one of the reasons our Republic is on the wane. Too gilt-edged, too pretty and fancy. I’ll take the woods and the mud and rain in my face anyday. I don’t mind clean and neat. Just keep useless crap like that away from me.
So Sean, if you don’t “do” pretty, but your wife does, and you keep “pretty” away from you, does that mean your wife is uh…lonely?