Inspired by Rusty, who made me actually laugh out loud this morning.
Q: How does a Marine say “helicopter”?
A: *points at the sky and grunts “ung-ung-ung”*
Q: Why did the Coast Guard change the height requirement to 6 feet tall?
A: So if your boat sinks, you can walk back to shore without getting your head wet.
Q: Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a Navy wife?
A: Not every Coastie has been in a Ferrari!
Q: How many Army guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: A whole regiment – the stand around debating the tactics on how to do it for days and days, launch three abortive missions, and eventually call the Marines to do it for them.
Q: What is difference between the Boy Scouts and the U.S. Air Force?
A: The Boy Scouts have adult supervision. The Air Force has pilots.
I have a whole RAFT of these jokes.