Happy New Year, everyone

I will probably not post until late, very late tomorrow, so take this evening to spend time with friends and loved ones.  Here are Caleb’s New Year Rules:

  1. Guns and Alcohol are a no-no
  2. Same with cars and booze
  3. Seriously
  4. Stay safe.
  5. If you are the designated driver tonight, assume that everyone on the road is both drunk and mentally retarded and drive accordingly.
  6. Have fun!

4 Comments

  1. Yeah, well, it’s snowing up here to top it all off. Lots of drunks on the road tonight trying to negotiate slippery roads. Why didn’t I stay home?? Ugh.

  2. “If you are the designated driver tonight, assume that everyone on the road is both drunk and mentally retarded and drive accordingly.”

    I have found it useful to assume this all year round.

  3. My version is that all other drivers are psychotic homicidal idiots. I repeatedly told my son this while teaching him to drive.

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