I will probably not post until late, very late tomorrow, so take this evening to spend time with friends and loved ones. Here are Caleb’s New Year Rules:
- Guns and Alcohol are a no-no
- Same with cars and booze
- Seriously
- Stay safe.
- If you are the designated driver tonight, assume that everyone on the road is both drunk and mentally retarded and drive accordingly.
- Have fun!
Yeah, well, it’s snowing up here to top it all off. Lots of drunks on the road tonight trying to negotiate slippery roads. Why didn’t I stay home?? Ugh.
“If you are the designated driver tonight, assume that everyone on the road is both drunk and mentally retarded and drive accordingly.”
I have found it useful to assume this all year round.
My version is that all other drivers are psychotic homicidal idiots. I repeatedly told my son this while teaching him to drive.
I’m with Billl and Shane on that one.