I guess I could carry a knife in Britian

Because of my 200 pounds of sausage and all; apparently having “a big sausage” is an affirmative defense for knife carry.

Also, I agree with Unc – what do you mean you can’t just carry a knife there?  If my pants are on, I probably have a knife with me; it’s just such a useful tool.

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