Robb’s wife has decreed that he won’t be buying any new guns in 2008 (boo) so he’s looking for help on ways to try and get around that.
So, here at Call me Ahab, we are here to help with that sort of situation, and a dire situation it is. Post your best line for Operation GRWTLHBSG (Get Robb’s Wife to let him buy some guns) in the comments. Here are a few of mine.*
- Honey, firearms are a durable good. It’s like an investment, really. (This really helps is you’re buying a C&R gun).
- By purchasing durable goods, we’re doing our part as good Americans to help the economy!
- It’s not for me, it’s for you dear. (Pink shotguns and ARs).
But, if she’s really going to stick to her guns (I made a funny) then I should do my duty to Robb and point out that she didn’t say anything about buying ammo by the train load.
*I have tried all of these on my wife. None of them have worked.