Going to the chair

It is time for me to pay the piper – my neglect in visiting the dentist for the last…long time…has returned to bite me in the ass; in 30 minutes I’ll be leaving to spend about two hours having strangers poke around my pie-hole with all manner of horrible torture instruments.

I hate the dentist.


  1. When they start tearing out your teeth, remember: it is the most excruciating pain you can ever feel.

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