I have got to remember

that my parents read my blog. Sorry about the language, there. My dad does make the excellent point that while it can be effective in reaching certain demographics, the use of profanity certainly is not a “language skill”; and with my vocabulary really shouldn’t be something that I resort to on any sort of regular basis.

And don’t worry, Dad. Despite my aspirations to be a Purveyor of Innovative Profanity, I really do need to find a better way to say things. Otherwise I’ll never get that thrice-damned Thinking Blogger Award.

-Ahab