A house divided cannot stand

Which means I’ll be watching the Sox-Yankees game on the little pissant bedroom TV while Mrs. Ahab watches the American Idol finale on the HDTV in the living room.

I’ve also discovered that marriage is not a democracy – and I have no avenue to appeal for a redress of grievances, chiefly the injurious hosing of my cheese based snacks.

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