Wisdom of the Duke, March 16th

In the spirit of the name of my blog, today we’re going to ask some tough questions about modern politics…we want to know exactly “What Would John Wayne Do?” With that in mind, we at WWJWD have managed to arrange an interview with the Spirit of the Duke!

WWJWD: In the light of the unstable conditions in the Middle East, what would John Wayne do about Iran?

The Duke: You can’t serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You either kill him or let him be.

WWJWD: That’s great, I take you mean that another resolution from the UN won’t be effective? Well, moving on, what would you do about accusations that prisoners in Gitmo are being treated poorly?

The Duke: Out here, due process is a bullet.

WWJWD: Okay, next question, as to domestic issues here in the states, how do you feel about the recent decision by the District Court to rule that the 2nd Amendment guarantees an individual right to bear arms – so that residents of Washington DC can keep firearms in their homes for self defense?

The Duke: Well, a gun that’s unloaded and cocked ain’t good for nothin’.

WWJWD: Well, thanks for everything Mr. Wayne. It’s been a real pleasure chatting with you today.

The Duke: [T]he time has come for me to ride hard and fast.

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