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Bud Light Presents… Real Men of Genius.
(~*Reeeal Mennn of Geniuuussss*~)
Today we salute you, Mr. Unappreciated and Uncredited Spotter Guy.
(~*Mr. Unappreciated and Uncredited Spotter Guy!*~)
Any 12 year old can put the crosshairs on the target. But YOU put the math on the crosshairs, and tell your buddy how to make the clicky adjustments of doom.
(~*Which cargo pocket did I put my TI-89 in?*~)
You do trigonometry in your sleep, calculate windage and distance just by feeling the wind on your eyeball, and routinely make the Coriolis Effect your bitch!
(~*Wicked windy, super far, a buncha mils, send it!”*~)
And do you get mentioned in a single article about the extreme-distance shots, or how hard it is to do ballistics math on a battlefield? Of course not.
(~*They all think “there’s an Aaaaapp for that”!*~)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Sheldon Cooper of the infantry. Because why get all the girls, glory, and news attention, when you can carry the 1 for your buddy…
(~*Mr. Unappreciated and Uncredited Spottttter Guyyyyy!*~)

Quote by “Ace of Kings” on this Gizmodo article found via Gun Free Zone.

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