From Mrs. Ahab, regarding the nonsensical statement in Justice Breyer’s dissent about how if you have a gun in the house you could kill yourself with it:
If a resident has a poisonous snake in the home that he uses to do Lord knows what with because why would you possibly want a poisonous snake in the home, but it is America, so if he wants a poisonous snake he has the right to own a poisonous snake, then he has a poisonous snake in the home that he can use to commit suicide or engage in acts of domestic violence.
and, hello? I have some pretty enormous knives in the kitchen. Oh noes!
His Majesty, the judge, demonstrates that a razor sharp intellect is not a requirement for his lofty position.